...and then the Man told me to chill. The carpet would dry, and things would be fine.
And eventually, the carpet was dry.
But it felt ooky. Almost sticky. Not wet, but very "oh gross I can feel the residue of something on my bare feet, am i breaking out? am i allergic to the gross residual stuff this Rug Chiropracter left? what is this? eew... i don't like it i don't like it IDONTLIKEIT!"